T-shirts and Gifts for those who choose not to breed
 There's nothing hotter to the Child-Free By Choice than worry-free sex.Hook up in style with this retro couple on a keepsake box happily toasting each other "You had me at I've been fixed." |
 Don't you hate it when breeders accuse you of not liking children because you choose to be Child-Free? Here's a great t-shirt response: "I like children. They taste like chicken." |
 A brain is marked off into sections such as over-inflated sense of entitlement, selfishness, and other manifestations of "Breeder Brain" the Child-free By Choice don't suffer from. |
 Puzzle pieces illustrate the happy truth of those who are child-free by choice with the abbreviation for the letters T.H.I.N.K.E.R "Thinker, two healthy incomes, no kids, early retirement." |
 A tiger peers out from a circle of flowers and grasses surrounded by the words "Happily Child-Free By Choice" gets the message across that you've chosen your blissful freedom. |
 Child-free and in a relationship where you both work? You're DINKS, double income no kids. You're like these lucky dogs with perky hats, cocktails, and confetti singing "Living the vida dink." |
 Enjoy your commute in peace and quiet, eat your meal undisturbed, and shop without rug rats throwing themselves at you. If they get too close just point to your canvas tote bag with a skull and crossbones and the words "Child-Free Zone. |
 Had a vasectomy? Want to avoid awkward first date conversation? Here's a great design to help you meet other child-free by choice friends, a cowboy and the words "Happily shooting blanks." |
 A paintbrush symbolizes the works of art you'll have time to create if you remain child-free. "Leave a legacy of deeds not seeds." Wonderful way to spread the word that there are more ways to be remembered than breeding. |
 You've had a vasectomy and want to celebrate with the perfect t-shirt. This one has a nice, ripe citrus fruit and the words: "100 percent Juice No Seeds." Happy Squeezing! |
 Humans are overbreeding like bunnies and it takes a rabbit to say "Hey! Spay and Neuter Your Humans!" Great way to get the message across the overpopulation affects us all and we are all responsible for keeping our planet healthy. |
 A retro 1950's era woman happily announces that she is choosing to have a life instead of kids. Great gift for the child-free and also a great first date shirt to remove any mistaken impressions before they start. |
